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Birth of the roundhouse kick

 
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Boogieman
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:52 pm    Post subject: Birth of the roundhouse kick Reply with quote
Chuck Norris didn't turn 70 today.... 70 turned Chuck Norris!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
SEVENTY???

Seriously???

eek eek eek
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris invented a time machine and went back to just before J.F.K. was shot. He jumped in front of the bullets and shattered them all with his beard. J.F.K. died out of pure amazement.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete!
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