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BobbiRebel
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:55 am    Post subject: Turtle serves it up hot! Reply with quote

The Nerd Commandments are pretty funny but the message board that follows is even better. Check it out if you haven't already.

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What if Batman fought a 100% identical copy of himself? Who wins that fight?

Please don't ever ask these kind of questions again, they could create one of those antimater vortex thingies or something...... at the very least give us a headache



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Now now, everyone. Let's not get too carried away. We all know there is just ONE person Batman *couldn't* beat, and that person is: DEADPOOL.

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Geoff replied to Emily:
Ah, but what about 'Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe'? Deadpool is part of the Marvel Universe, so by the transitive property Punisher can kill Deadpool.



Totally nerdy and I love it!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:48 am    Post subject: Re: Turtle serves it up hot! Reply with quote

BobbiRebel wrote:
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Now now, everyone. Let's not get too carried away. We all know there is just ONE person Batman *couldn't* beat, and that person is: DEADPOOL.


I love this one.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am a little concerned about the Joel/Mike debate mentioned in the first one. Why should nerds care about sibling rivalry between my brother and I?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

meit wrote:
I am a little concerned about the Joel/Mike debate mentioned in the first one. Why should nerds care about sibling rivalry between my brother and I?


Sorry to burst your bust your bubble but its a MST3K Thing
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